Is eating your toe nails a polite thing to do? What condiments should one use to enhance them?

What disturbs people is the violation of a very old taboo against self-cannibalism or consuming what your body eliminates. People generally find it disturbing in the way they find consuming the contents of your nostrils, eating your own coagulated blood, imbibing the expelled contents of your own bladder, and licking your own earwax.





If you wish to; demonstrate a high degree of muscular flexibility; or your toe nails are getting long, your socks are getting holes, and you have neglected to bring nail clippers, biting them may be acceptable, so long as you dispose of the clippings other than by eating them.





Since they have texture but lack flavour, something like Tabasco, Horseradish, English Mustard, or possibly Lemon Juice would probably be required as gustatory counter-point.





One is struck that it would probably be a more acceptable practise to eat, drink, or tasting one's own bi-products than someone else's.Is eating your toe nails a polite thing to do? What condiments should one use to enhance them?
You should arrange the clippings in a neat pile, squeeze a few pimples (preferably the big juicy ones that have a huge white head with just a tinge of green that look like they'll explode at any minute), anyway, squeeze a few so that the pus drips down to form a nice topping, similar to Cool Whip. Next, find a few black heads, squeeze them so the black gunk falls onto the pimple pus topping. If done properly your feast should resemble a small serving of fettucine with a creamy alfredo sauce topped with peppercorns.





Of course, 1 or 2 boogers picked from your nose is always a good idea for an appetizer. Not the small, white, stringy ones...for a proper meal you need to dig out the well-formed, semi-flat, and semi-moist dark green boogers. They should have just a hint of blood in them with 1 or 2 dark black nose hairs firmly embedded for ease of handling.





Bon Appetit!Is eating your toe nails a polite thing to do? What condiments should one use to enhance them?
haha wow.


uh i dont think it would be the most polite thing to do!


and...


enhancing the flavor on that is just so crazy.


youre eating hard flavorless crap that you've been stepping on.


i would think its just as polite as...


picking your nose and showing it to someone.





*shivers
Oh dear what finishing school did you attend.





No, no no, one should never eat ones toenails, your staff should immediately clean the area. If of course you cannot afford staff then train your dog to hoover the dirty beasties up.





You have quite put me orf me ovaltine.
BBQ sauce makes everything taste great.
Very polite, I like to enhance the flavor with snot or crusty boogers.
Black pepper and permesan?
Best Foods Mayo.
Yeah Mayo or mustard.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ewww yucky nails are so dirty. I would never eat a meal at your place
I hear Parmasan Cheese helps improve the cheesy taste lol
yuck